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omwtfyb-ifym.com / vol. i · no. 001
zine out front · shop out back
step right up / no refunds on the future
A photocopied curio cabinet for editorials, features, memes, shop notes, and whatever crawls out from under the floorboards.
the oracle is online
Your future looks expensive interesting.
Dispatches from the basement. Bad omens, good boots, fresh ink.
ask again after midnight.
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Articles, editorials, features, confessions, and shop notes pinned up as they arrive.
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